Chapter 107 - Mandy’s Nature Calls: Day 2
Day 2 of Mandy’s Survivor series and it is going not so good for our dear Sammy. It wouldn’t be Survivor without some other competitors, right? Tune in tomorrow to see who else has signed up, or should I say, been sentenced to play?…
Today is also your lucky day my loyal readers. Ever wonder what is being discussed behind the scenes by two of the hardest working strip cartoonists on Planet Earth? Below is a posted, unedited conversation between myself and Brock Heasley of the famed Super Fogeys. You cannot buy this type of information.
Jarrett: You and I are very similar..it’s scary. Too bad I am such a better artist. And taller.
Brock: That’s awesome. I’m sure you’re taller. Ha. um…how tall are you?
Jarrett: 6′6″
Brock: Dang. Definitely taller.
Jarrett: Actually I am 6′2″…but Superman is 6′6″…so I always say that.
Brock: Definitely go with that. Still taller than me. I’m 5-10 on a good day.
Jarrett: Better that Witmer. 4′11″. F**kin Pygmy.
Brock: No he’s not!
Jarrett: Yep.
Brock: No way. That’s crazy. I had no idea.
Jarrett: Why do you think he’s so self conscious, and all his characters are so small?
Brock: hahaha, nice.
Jarrett: He really wishes he was Martin. Later brother.
Told ya. No book in the world would give you inside knowledge like that.
In other news, it seems 86% of my voting readers thought Clovis would survive a WWIII, while only 14% thought Tucker Would. I find that funny, since Witmer is probably the person who would start the war. NEW POLL UP and TO YOUR LEFT.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:53 am
Hey it’s Survivor, find a bush but make sure it’s on camera for the ratings! Looking forward to the competitors!
January 7th, 2009 at 7:23 am
YOU DIRTY DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSER. You promised not to tell. And after I promised not to tell anyone you had an excess estrogen problem. All those late nights of you crying about split ends and soap operas. Some friend you are. LOL
January 7th, 2009 at 8:23 am
I want to vote in the poll but all I am getting is the results: 0, 0, 0 for the various choices. Is there something wrong with the poll set up or my computer?
January 7th, 2009 at 8:48 am
@ Shawn - Exactly…Sammy should just let er’ go…wait…really?
@ Witmer - Oh now it comes out…I never said excess estrogen was a problem?? But it seems it is.
@ Laurinda - I’m not sure?? Anyone else having problems?
January 7th, 2009 at 8:52 am
I am filing for a restraining order restricting you from using any reference of my name. If you need to refer to me, you may do so as either “Witmer Fonzarelli” or “Max Power.”
January 7th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Somehow I never figured the IFs needed to “drain the main vein”. I mean, why would Mandy waste the time imagining such things. If I were to imagine all my friends (and I do, btw), I would definitely leave that out. “We gotta wait for Bob, he’s hitting the head.” Never again!
Though, if he’s gonna get in a poo-flinging war with monkey man, perhaps she should imagine up some #2.
@Max Power - estrogen? I KNEW IT!
January 7th, 2009 at 11:12 am
All around hilarious, the strip and commentary. Ha,ha,ha Keep a lid on things.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:57 am
I’m still not clear just exactly how tall Wit is.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@ Wit - There is not a day that goes by which I don’t think of you, or think of doing something to you.
@ me! - It’s not so much that she is imagining their bladders full, it’s more that they are so closely connected, that is she drinks a big gulp, they even feel sqeemish.
@ MJ - You’ve been listening to my music…well done.
@ Brock - It’s probably easier to just take the circumference of Wit.
January 7th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
@Brock: Wit is as tall as he needs to be to fit into his Dalek costume.
@Wit: Remember, it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but how many steroids you’ve shot into the dog over the past 6 months.
@Jarrett: You started this. Now get down on one knee, look Wit in the eye, and apologize.
January 7th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
@ Wit - Sorry…for the way you look.
@ Brock - Sorry for not telling you I was publishing the conversation, the idea came to me after we said our goodbyes. My bad everybody…Brock had no idea.
And just like that folks, we are back to normal, with me apologizing to someone everyday.